Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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