You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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