Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm really into asian looking animals
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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