Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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