You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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