..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Randomize
