I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
