god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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