Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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