Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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