Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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