dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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