We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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