I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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