I wanna bring you to show and tell
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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