There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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