this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
ttyl tear gas
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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