he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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