I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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