I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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