I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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