I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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