Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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