there was a trapeze. enough said
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
