At least make sure they are 18
Why
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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