all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
