i barfeds in our rink
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Holy shit dude........stairs
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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