i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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