On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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