Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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