Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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