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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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