We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
birth control should be required to get into college
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
