the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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