new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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