I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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