I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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