This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i think im in europe. pls send help
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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