new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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