How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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