ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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