Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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