is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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