you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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