The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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