i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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