So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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