summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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