Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(727): View more from Florida

i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations

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(574): View more from Indiana

A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.

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(806): View more from Texas

I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.

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(404): View more from Georgia

there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE

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(614): View more from Ohio

Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye

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