it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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