this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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