Walk of Shame. In a state park.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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