mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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