So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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