what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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