he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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